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Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Going Vegan.

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It occurred to me that I never told you my Vegan story and my blog is called "Fat Vegan Bride".*  Oops!

I went Vegan on May 20th,  2006 after being vegetarian since 2002. So in total I haven't eaten any animal's dead carcass in 11 years. Go me!

It wasn't always this way my devoted blog readers (I think I have one follower)...



                                                              Me at 16. Proud moment.


I grew up the way any typical scottish-canadian-nova scotianish girl would. Steak, potatoes, spare ribs, fish sticks and Mr Noodles..I don't think I even tried broccoli until I was 17 and moved out on my own. Our house rarely had any fruits or vegetables. I tried brussels sprouts for the first time last month.

It's not that we were sheltered or unloved but it wasn't the age of the internet or Oprah going Vegan. Dr. Oz wasn't in my mom's living room to tell her that she was poisoning her children. We wanted a cheeseburger? Damn right we got one.

Initially I had become a vegetarian due to a very unpleasant experience with a chicken wing or perhaps it was to rebel against my family's conventional ways. I was a fairly hormonal thirteen year old. This was also the same year I started working at Burger King, which definitely isn't a highlight of my life. I remember greasy burger after greasy burger and not being able to wash the grime off no matter how many showers I took.

I wasn't a "ethical" vegetarian at all. I had no problem downing an extra-large milkshake or eating a triple cheese pizza. My BFF Matt and I used to go to Pizza Hut and max out our stomach capacity at the all you can eat lunch buffet. Occasionally this led to (almost) barfing in the parking lot.

                                                   This is Matt at the Pizza Hut buffet


Other than my dogs, I can't say I really cared that much about animals. I never once even thought about where food came from and how it got to my plate.

At 16 I started doing a co-op at an alternative clothing store and the owner was this sweetest little goth girl named Tara. She had been vegan for like 100 years and I thought she was just the coolest person. Tara and I became friends and she invited me to come with her to Farm Sanctuary in upstate New York during the May long weekend. *Fun fact - Tara is now my maid of honor and my female best friend.

                                                  16 at co-op with my new girl BFF Tara.
                                                          We still really love french fries.


Farm Sanctuary was both a bittersweet experience. I met the sweetest animals that also happened to be missing limbs, ears and beaks. The saddest part was that they didn't seem to hate humans despite all the horrible things we did to them. I also met "Zoop" who was a goat with three legs (the fourth froze off because he was left in a shed in the middle of January), I don't know why I loved that goat so much but he made me cry my eyes out in the middle of a field.

I just couldn't do it anymore. I quit eating all animal products, it was that simple for me. I didn't care about how good the cheese crust stuffed pizza was or how much I enjoyed a glass of cold chocolate milk. My taste-buds were no longer more valid than an animals life. And don't be fooled people, the milk/egg industry is the same industry as where meat comes from.

I often get asked if I miss meat. I think it would be a lie if I said "No, never gross!". I do think meat is definitely revolting when I realize that it's literally a chunk of flesh...but I did/do love the taste. I dedicate at least 75% of my cooking to try to emulate meat and dairy because I miss the taste. There is no disputing that ice cream is delicious and cheddar cheese was the shit but there are SO many vegan alternatives out there now. Which is awesome (and also not awesome for my thighs and ass).

So there you go, my one follower, you can go Vegan too! If I can do it, I promise that anyone can.



xo Breton

*Just a heads up, I don't think I'm "fat". I just like the shock value of the name and it's sort of humorous to me in a self-deprecating kind of way.


And just for fun...a photo of me when I was 17 and just getting into the pin-up look.

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Today for lunch I ate my feelings...

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They tasted salty and greasy and a tiny bit sad.

I decided today that instead of being a grown up and trying to get over my feelings I would just go order some deep fried noodles and tofu at my favorite Chinese fast food place. Because let's face it, it's way easier to devour a thousand calorie lunch than it is to actually face real life problems!

I'm fairly certain that I'm not the only person that does this.

I'm not saying my life is bad or anything... I am just stressing a little bit at work because I'm covering a maternity leave contract and I'm not certain where I'll end up in July. It's also my brother Johnny's birthday today, he passed away when he was 9 from Cancer. I also have my period and my wedding invitation samples suck.

So I guess I'm just a bit down today, a little stressed and a little bit feeling like "fuck it, I don't care if I die of heart disease! give me all the MSG! pass me the sweet and sour sauce so I can rub it all over my face and mouth..."

Which is silly really because I know that MSG (Monosodium glutamate) is an excitotoxin and I'm very careful to avoid things like this. I probably spend two hours at the grocery store because I'm ingredient obsessed and try to avoid all toxins and preservatives in my food. 90% of the time I even make my sauces from scratch because the bottled stuff scares me.

I can't help but wonder if by eating like shit during these bouts of depression - is it me subconsciously punishing myself? Can eating a massive portion of chemicals and fried food really make us feel any better?

I wish I could finish this blog entry with something positive to say or some solution to this "eating our emotions" problem. But I really don't know how to fix it. I know right now my stomach feels pretty bad and filled with garbage and tonight I'm going to have to do at least double the exercise. That sucks. It also definitely didn't make me feel any better.

xo Breton



Ps. If you're interested in finding out what the top 10 food additives to avoid are download this PDF:
http://www.hungryforchange.tv/images/Food-Matters-Top-10-Food-Additives-To-Avoid-Printable-Shopping-Guide-2012.pdf

 

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